ep 1- blooper
sonic: crap, i got caught by amy! noooo!
amy: now lets go to my house in my bed
sonic: oooohhhhh, crap! im dead
(he's never seen again)
ep 2- blooper
sonic: you! i got caught by, what the he**! silver?!?
silver: hehe
sonic: can u let go of me?
silver: never!
sonic: oh, screw u!
(boom!)
ep 3- blooper
evil sonic: can i shoot u?
sonic: no
evil sonic: please?
sonic: no
evil sonic: u suck
sonic: thanks
MORE TO COME!

see if u can answer it, its easy, what was sonics original animal going to be instead of a hedgehog?

shadow: crap
tails: i know
DJ: hey! its funbots!
amy: what? funbots? what the-
?????: DIE!!!!
amy: sonic? did u say that to us?!?
sonic: yes!
evil sonic: oh look, its your new enemy
amy: WHAT!!!!!!?????
sonic: KILL!!! first person to kill- oh yes, i shall kill knuckles first!
knuckles: ****
(he kills knuckles)
evil sonic: good, impressive!
?????: ok chease, lets go!
amy: cream?
cream: aahh! robots!
(a robot hits her and she dies)
shadow: hehe, well, she was a stupid rabbit anyway. BIBI!
amy: true
tails: true
sonic: good
evil sonic and sonic: NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!)
crator and axe: will u two shut up?
DJ: hey! a tree! weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
(boom!)
DJ: ouch, yay!
amy: sonic, remember me?!?
sonic: when your dead i'll remember
amy: (man! i just cant get a kiss out of him can i?)
sonic: what did u just say?
amy: nothing, nothing at all
sonic: good
shadow: can we get to the freakin' chase already?!?!!!
sonic: shall we? lets!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!! :(

tails: we cant go
axe: AND WHY NOT!?!
tails: well, WE ARE TRAPPED BY A SHIELD!
shadow: what the he**!
amy: wat about the chao?
everyone: THE CHAO IS GONE!!!!!!
tails: wait, its right there
shadow: man, that startled the heck out of me
amy: hhhhmmmm, i know! i could use the chao and give it to sonic on valentines day and then he'll want to be my valentine! hooorrraayyy!
shadow: u do that
tails and axe: now what about the shield?
axe, i know! chaos- wait, we dont have an emerald yet.
crator: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! EVIL SONICS DEAD! U HERE ME! DEAD!!!!!
axe: well, there goes the shield. cool!
(crator went to his chaos/super/fire form and broke the shield)
tails: calm down dude!
crator: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U STUPID FOX!
tails: hey!
amy: CAN U TWO JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM DREAMIN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
tails: ok ok!
crator: ... LETS GO!!!!
( amy went to her super form and grabbed the chao)
evil sonic: good! there going right into my ambush!
shadow: oh crap! theres millions and millions of them!!!!!!
evil sonic: looks like dead sonic over there is almost done with my invention to turn things evil, like me, oh wait, hes already done!
TO BE CONTINUED!

i found this!

i drew this!

sonic rules!

hey axe, guess wat, not a right cicker. i held control+clic and saved it! i just need to find out how to make customs... this one is sorta funny

tails: OMG!
shadow: a-a-a- chao!
amy: ahhhh, its cute!
axe: the last one too!
??: ouch! i hit a tree again!
shadow: who the he-
??: my name is DJ
tails: er, u hit a tree, as i recall, again?
DJ: yup! duh
amy: uuuuhhhhhhm, hit a tree, wow
shadow: well, welcome!
DJ: to what? the hitting tree gathering?
everyone: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJ: oh
tails: anotherwords, welcome to our group of killing e-
DJ: hey! a butterfly!
tails: (o great, another genius)
DJ: so, as u were sayin
tails: killing evil sonic
DJ: oh
DJ: hey, wats that little blue thingamajiger on the ground?
shadow: a chao
axe: can we just go?!?
TO BE CONTINUED!
p.s. say if u want me to put yo custom charector in next and say its personality too

crator: THE PORTAL IS OPEN! WE GOT TO CLOSE IT SO NOTHING GETS THROUGH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
axe: i cant, i dont have a chaos emerald
crator: well, i have 3 sooooo, LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????: hold it. (targets acquired)
?: entering KILL mode now
???? and ?: PREPARE TO DIE!
crator: can u shut the **** up! stupid metal idiots!
axe: metal crator and metal axe!
metal crator: chaos control!
(booooom!)
axe: ouch
crator: hey! u cant do dat!
metal axe: DIE!
(he stabs crator and takes his chaos emeralds)
(crator dies)
axe: ...
axe: u-will-PAY!
both robots: shut up!
(the robots teleport to evil sonic)
evil sonic: perfect job robots, now i will upgrade you to mechas
(they get upgraded)
evil sonic: oh good, mechas of all sonics friends, ARE COMPLETE!
mecha shadow: target, kill shadow
tails: crator, man
???: come over here, i need to tell u somethin important
tails: ok shadow
( he tells tails about the new mechas)
tails: ARE U KIDDING ME!!!!
shadow: nope, its real
tails: crap
amy: hey! whats that thing on the ground?
TO BE CONTINUED!
P.S. TELL ME IF U WANT YOUR CUSTOM CHARECTER IN AND MAYBE I WILL PUT HIM IN THE NEXT EP
p.s.s. TELL ME HIS OR HERS PERSONALLATY TOO IF U WANT HIM IN